Twinkle, Twinkle – Fractured Nursery Rhyme

Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
How I see you in the bar!
The bouncer threw me on the floor.
Now I’m seeing stars and a whole lot more.

Twinkle, twinkle, oh my head,
It’s time that I go to bed.
In the morning I shall wake,
With one enormous headache.

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